Nude pants and knee cleavage

If Logan/Utah  wasn't seasonally challenged, we would  be seeing the ending days of nude pants and the beginning of knee cleavage.

Party 

Holey pants in the winter is awful to say the least. If it is snowing snows blows in the holes, if it is windy, wind blows in the holes, if it's just plain cold, cold gets in the holes. Not much can make winter worse than holey pants.  If you can make  it through winter with no holes, you can do a small victory dance, which will probably lead you to your first hole of the season.  That's okay, because you made it an entire season of no holes, so please celebrate.
Unfortunately I don't have any nude pants.  I confuse people enough on a daily basis, I can't throw nude pants in there. But I mean seriously have you ever been at the store when you see a cashier with nude pants, and you do a double take. Stores that require khaki like pants and blue shirts are notorious for this.  It is truly disconcerting.

This will probably lead to holes

Every party has or should have a pinata 

If you have a pinata you must break it

Knee cleavage

Ah yes the knee cleavage.  I think regular cleavage is overrated, the knees are where its at. Knee cleavage means summer, and summer means warm weather. All of a sudden those holes aren't so bad.

Horse riding sometimes leads to holey pants