Maroon and Gold Cars

All old people drive gold or maroon sedans. Sometimes fords, sometimes dodges, very rarely Toyota, Honda, or Hyundai. Nothing newer than 2009 nothing older than 1995. My car is blue and a 1984.  This post is to all the people who say I'm an old lady driver. I am not. My car does not fit any of the descriptions to make it an old lady car, and me an old lady.  I might go five under on all major streets, side streets and allies, but I've also never had a ticket...knock on wood.