This post is about Peegle mountain, or as others refer to it, Eagle mountain. I've listed a few reasons why I would never live there, and as always you can take advantage of my insight.
1. Peegle mountain smells like jacks poopy farts ninety percent of the time. There are nights I do go to bed smelling these poopy farts, however, I don't want to smell it every might. I can put jack in his crate, I can't put Peegle Mountain in a crate, however I can keep Peegle mountain on the other side of the lake.
2. Perhaps one of the reasons Peegle mountain smells like poopy farts, is because of their large road kill population. I'm sure they pay workers an outrageous price to drive the drive and pick up the dead stuff, but they can't stay on top of it. You will see at least three car killed animals a day. To say the least it is not animal friendly no matter what lie your over priced, under developed HOA sells you.
3. The monotony, I have never seen a city where all you see is the same house in the same neighborhood on the same street with the same people. Seriously! Everything is the same! Every house looks like every house surrounded by a hundred condos, that you guessed it, look the same. Same stucco, same siding, same small yards, same cars, similar families.
4. The commute. Usually a commute to a nice place such as the mountains or a farm, or even a lake is tolerable. Not to Peegle mountain, because you are commuting with all the other angry peegleonians that were promised rural development loans, lakeside views, and boat launching stations every hundred feet, not to mention gorgeous views of luxurious golf courses.
5. The lack of entertainment. I mean sure you have golf courses and hills to climb, and a possible dip in a shallow lake after winding down a million roads that all look the same. But what do they do for fun? Drive 30 minutes to watch an overrated movie? No wonder they are all irritated. In all of my time in Eagle Mountain I have seen a McDonalds, a credit union, and a couple other identical strip malls. I never thought I would enjoy living within city limits, but I must say, I do enjoy good Chinese food being five minutes away.
6. The schools. I probably don't have a lot of knowledge in this area, but enough to know that families that do live out here always ask how far it is to Lehi, Highland, and even Alpine for (fill in the blank school). So they either have a rigorous acceptance or lack of everything else, you decide.
7. Does Peegle mountain even have its own utilities? The answer is uncertain, there is a facility called Eagle Mountain Utilities but it is uncertain what they do.
